That kids my hero
A man checks into a hotel on a business trip and feels a bit lonely.
After a while he thought of one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab.
He popped into a phone booth near the hotel and found an ad for a girl calling herself Erogenous, a lovely girl,
She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up to her ... you know the
kind!
He copied down the phone number and returned to his hotel.
When back in the room he figures, what the hell, give her a call.
'Hello?' the woman says. (God, she sounded sexy!).
'Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in
town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking k inky the whole night long. You
name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; tie me up,
cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that sound?'
She says, 'That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to press 9".
Loved that!
The idea that "Home" is really the likeness of BTI. But as BTI was home to many on the old EMB, it is suitable that it's just titled "home" on MW.
It's good to be home.
That's the first thing that came to my head when Lorri came up with the forum name
Oh today we are a month old!
OK well a month open for posting, just about 2 months old.
It really means much to me to have a place to come to once again.
Peter's efforts make me smile
And your kind words make me smile.
Oh Gen, I completely agree with you!! It gives me the warm fuzzies coming here to Mysterious Wisdom everytime...I love this place so much and all the wonderful people here with all my heart...really....you guys will never know how much you all mean to me! Many thanks to you Peter, Lorri and Kiera!
Many times...I have wished that *maybe one day* I could *actually* give all of you a hug and a kiss on the cheek!!
Group HUG!!
I will always love Mysterious Wisdom!
In Loving Memory.
Lion Spirit Walker / September 17, 1963 - Dec 30, 2014.
... All with Purpose ...
This place feels more fun for me to post. It has a more tight-knit feel. Like only the "Good" members moved here from BTI. That's why i post here much more than i used to in the old forum.
This made me smile today....
This
Stoned Fireman
My 200th Post on this board, Took me many years to make that many posts on the EMB
While i was at it ...i found this http://in.youtube.com/watch?v=_IRUV6...eature=related
Very funny Stargazer
Was kinda pissed that Skype stopped working on my mobile phone few weeks ago. (for no reason) but today I found find a cool program called 'Fring' that more than sorted things out.(http://www.fring.com/) With Fring, I can now be logged into Windows Live Messenger, Yaho! chat, Google chat and Skype (Hey free phone calls always good) at the same time on my phone.
This makes me very happy today.
Edit: also works with : Twitter, AIM and ICQ.
Sumedha.
Justified & Ancient.
Owner & Administrator
As the Mysterious Wisdom site was loading, I had the opportunity of seeing all the three stills of that dancing kitty-cat, which at first I thought was kinda freaky looking...but now it's very cute....
I have such a soft spot for cats!
In Loving Memory.
Lion Spirit Walker / September 17, 1963 - Dec 30, 2014.
... All with Purpose ...
Nice one Sean.
Another thing that made me smile today is that i got my other operating system working again on my meanmachine (the "new" laptop).
I bet GT knows of which OS i'm talking about.
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