What made you smile today?

[Mr. Brightside]

I think I may need to borrow them polly, Its blizzards here too, I went out earlier and felt like scott of the Antarctic

What made me smile today ... a PM I got, sometimes one little thing can change your mood

[Narnia]

Three things made me smile today...

1. The sound of Paul snoring...

2. A complement on a post of mine...

3. And Shadow sleeping by the woodstove...you know its cold outside when she's next to it...

[God's Toy]

Seeing a guy go flaying on his ass after thinking he looked so cool sliding on the ice at Tesco.

[Narnia]

Finding Little Miss Mischa in the depths of Paul's closet after a long search for her....I'd say she found a cozy spot!

[Genesis]

Shake yer tambourine and get yourself a whistle goin...

Also learning how to say " I have constipation" in Arabic. It's apparently in the "survival guide to the Middle East" pocketbook.

[Narnia]

Shake yer tambourine and get yourself a whistle goin...

Also learning how to say " I have constipation" in Arabic. It's apparently in the "survival guide to the Middle East" pocketbook.

AH, the things one needs to know in life!

[Narnia]

The sharing of Marriage...


The old man placed an order for one hamburger, french fries and a drink.


He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife .


He then carefully counted out the french fries, dividing them into two equal piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.


He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering.


Obviously they were thinking, 'Geez, that poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them.'


As the man began to eat his fries, a young man came over to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said, 'Oh, we are just fine - they were used to sharing everything.'


People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.


Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said, 'No, no thank you, we are used to sharing everything.'


Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked 'What is it you are waiting for?'


She answered


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'THE TEETH.'

[Mr. Brightside]

Lol nice one polly

[Mr. Brightside]

Some classic ebay feedback

NEGATIVE: Though you did nothing wrong, I am giving you this negative feedback to teach you that the universe is arbitrary and unfair.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Tandy makes sucky computers, I sell them to you

Thank you for helping me continue my ongoing affair with the postman.

Shipped so quickly I wet myself. I need a new dress !

Never paid for item, ignored my emails, supports the taliban, is a big homo.

This guy didn't pay me yet but what the heck, it's been a crazy day!

If you had any idea how I used the vibrating feature on this phone... Tee Hee!

Thanks for buying the only button I have that's not a cheap replica knockoff.

This machine didn't really fly around my house or do the dishes. Oh well...

Told me exactly what she was going to do with the item. Disgusting!

I bought this satanic PS2 game just so I could burn it with my church group.

PAYMENT FLEW IN SO FAST I HAD TO DUCK ! bumped my head .. not buyers fault.. ow

I was very drunk when I bid on this ... Do I still have to pay?

I lost your merchandise & already spent the money on beer & videos - sorry

Buyer is a hero of the south & a true credit to the state of Texas

Payment was so fast it blew all the fuses at PayPal

one of the best experiences of my life. I documented the whole thing!

If Life hands you lemons.. sell them on Ebay !

[Rana]

a 94 year old elder at the nursing care home told me about her first kiss when she was 14 ..oh man the look and vibrancy in her eyes ..she was there again ..with her special memory ..awwww that made me smile wide ..

[little bird]

Gollum - some of them are great! I've never seen any feedback like that before. I'd love to have the guts to write something funny but I get a conscience and think the seller deserves a more straight forward one. Big boring me I suppose!

Thanks though. I've been giggling away at some of them. They're great!

[Mr. Brightside]

Glad you like them Little Bird

I have seen some hilarious ones over the years, I remeber one users feedback had me in stitches, If I ever come across it I will post it

[Stargazer]

Thank you for helping me continue my ongoing affair with the postman.

Shipped so quickly I wet myself. I need a new dress !

Never paid for item, ignored my emails, supports the taliban, is a big homo.

If you had any idea how I used the vibrating feature on this phone... Tee Hee!

:biggrin

Told me exactly what she was going to do with the item. Disgusting!

I was very drunk when I bid on this ... Do I still have to pay?

I lost your merchandise & already spent the money on beer & videos - sorry

Thank You Sean ,it's good to know there are so many funny people out there.

[Stargazer]

[Stargazer]

Sometimes it's just not your day.

[Narnia]

Heard back from the gallery owner and she is going for the letter 'S' for the advertising of the show .....


*he-he* - I am glad too, because this is the biggest painting too! It's 36" x 36" or 3' x 3'.

[inutero]

Soulchild's comment!

[SoulChild]

Thanks friend! You made me smile as well

[Narnia]

From the BBC News.

Thai 'Spider-Man' to the rescue.

The child was persuaded off the ledge by his favourite superhero

An unusual disguise has helped a Bangkok fireman rescue an eight-year-old boy who had climbed on to a third-floor window ledge, Thai police say.

The firefighter dressed up as the comic book superhero Spider-Man in order to coax the boy, who is autistic, from his dangerous perch.

Police said teachers had alerted the fire station after the boy began crying and climbed out of a classroom window.

It was reportedly his first day at the special needs school.

Efforts by the teachers to persuade the pupil to come back inside had failed.

But a remark by his mother about his passion for comic superheroes prompted fireman Somchai Yoosabai to rush back to the station, where he kept a Spider-Man costume in his locker.

The sight of Mr Somchai dressed as Spider-Man and holding a glass of juice for him, brought a big smile to the boy's face, and he promptly threw himself into the arms of his "superhero", police said.

Mr Somchai normally uses the costume to liven up fire drills in schools.





*I thought that was so cute!*

[Narnia]

The name Snaggle-Tooth for a cat .... Snaggy for short!


Seriously! I did not make this up .... someone else I know did!